Free Delivery

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: "Free Delivery"

Kahiye

Ek tute hue dil ki awaj mujhe kahiye
Sur jisme hai sab ghum, ke woh saz mujhe kahiye
Main kon hoon aur kyaa hoon, kiske liye zindaa hoon,
Main khud bhi nahi samaja woh raaz mujhe kahiye.

teen common batain

Pathan or Gadhay me konsi teen batain common hain???

Bachpan main dono khubsurat hotay hain...
Bachpan se hi mehnati hote hain...
Baray ho kr dono transporter ban jate hain...
:):):) ;)

Jab tum haste ho

Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki
Insaan pehle bandar tha, dekho gussa mat hona kyonki,
Jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai,
Ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

haseen pal

Chandni raat hai, taaro ki baaraat hai,
Kitne khushnaseeb hai wo
Jo is haseen pal me
Aapke saath hai.

Jindagee se jitna sikhlo..

Jindagee jakhmo se bhari hai,
Waqt ko malham banana sikho,
Haarna to hai maut ke saamne,
Filhaal jindagee se jitna sikhlo.

Jindagi me ek pal sukoon na paya

Jindagi me ek pal sukoon na paya,
Duniya ki is bheed me khud ko tanha paya,
Tere diye jakhmo ko pyaar samajhate rahe
Tere isi bhoolawe ke piche aur kisi se dil na lagaya.

Jindagee wafa se nibhaani chaahiye

Jindagee wafa se nibhaani chaahiye,
Ki jo dosti to dil se nibhaani chaahiye,
Waqt aane pe dosti ke liye,
Jaan bhi gawaani pade to gawa deni chaahiye.

kisi se dil na lagaya.

Jindagi me ek pal sukoon na paya,
Duniya ki is bheed me khud ko tanha paya,
Tere diye jakhmo ko pyaar samajhate rahe
Tere isi bhoolawe ke piche aur kisi se dil na lagaya.

sum 1 special..

Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

sms ka jawab aata hai..

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai