Ajib Kahani

Apni Zindgi Ki To Ajib Kahani Hai
Jis Chiz Ko Chaha Wo Hi Begani Hai
Hanste hai Duniya Ko Hasane Ke Liye
Varna Duniya Dub Jaye In Ankho Me Itna Pani Hai

Salary of Santa

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is
o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?

Santa Singh

Santa Singh at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married"

Jab maine darwaza khola..

Jab maine darwaza khola,
Apki ankho me AANSU,
chehre par hansi thi,
Sanso me aahen,Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Darwaze me ungli phasi thi :)

Hamara Naam liya..

Zindagi udas hone ka kaam nahi,
DOSTI sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum door rehkar bhi hame yaad karo,
Iss se bada hamare liye koi inaam nahi.....

Jaruat hai Hazaro Ki...

Na chahat hai chand ki,
Na arzoo hai sitaro ki,
Na umid hai nazaro ki,
Na khawish hai baharo ki,
Tumhare jaisa ek DOST mil jaye to kya jaruat hai Hazaro Ki.

Unke sath muskurane ki..

Haqikat na puch mere afsane ki,
Uske jate hi badal gayi najar jamane ki,
Log puchte hai mai khush q nahi,
Kaise kahu adat thi uske sath muskurane ki.

Ashko ke moti..

Hum woh hai jo har haal me muskurate rehte Hai,
apne har gamoko dil ki gehrai me chhupate rehte,
Kise hamari parvah nahi firbhi sabke ashko ke moti banate rehte hai

Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo...

Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Time kya hua?

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Galat Sangat

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur
woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Gobar Jaisa Swad..

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

21 Topein..

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?

KG kiya re

1 chhoti si
LADKI
jisne abhi
KG CLASS
pas kiya h
koun sa
gana gayegi?

KG kiya re!!

Telephone Directory

Yuvti- "Wah Telephone Directory me hai!"
Yuvak- "Achaa aur tumhara naam kya hai?"
Yuvti- "Wah bhi usi pustak me milega!"

Uble hue ande

Premika- "Dear, tum murgiyo ko garam paani se kyu nehala rahe ho?"
Premi- "Taaki ye uble hue ande de!"

Parwah

Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe.
Santa- Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

Santa

Santa: Bhai saheb 2 ticket dena.
Conductor: 2 Q?
Santa: 1 kho jaye to dusri kaam ayegi
Conductor: dono kho gayi to?
Santa..pass hai na.

Premika- "Tum jaise bhi ho, mere ho jao!"
Premi- "Mai itni jaldi kuch nahi keh sakta!"
Premika- "Mujhe abhi jawaab chahiye, kyuki yahi sawaal mujhe auro se bhi karna hai!"

Kbhi Kushi Kabhi Gam

Kabi kushi kabi gam..
Mere msg na honge kum...
Kabi alvida na kahna..
msg karte rehna...
Dhoom..
Mere sms padh kar jhum...
Phir hera pheri..
Ab msg ki teri bari ...

Kiski Pant

Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai

Dua kabool nahi hoti.

Ghalib ko ek dost ne kaha: Jo sharaab pite hai unki dua kabool nahi hoti.
Ghalib: Jinhe sharaab mil jai unhe dua ki zarurat nahi hoti.

What if doctors make film

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Best Freind

A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts

“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu....”

Dancing and singing chicken.

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Izzat ka sawall

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

Vo unchai kis kam ki........

Jaha yad na aye vo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kamki,
Beshak apni manjil tak jana he,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe vo unchai kis kam ki........

Hastey raho..

Padosi:Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaaz aati hai. Khushi ka raaz
kya hai?
Husband: Biwi mujhe jute marti hai.. Lag jaye to woh hansti hai.. na lage
to main!

Kundli me sirf sukh likha he..

Ek AADMI Jyotishi se:
Meri shaadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai...??

Jyotishi- Kaise hogi ??
Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai....!

Har din pyar ka haqdaar

Pyar sabdo ka mohtaj nahi hota,
Dil me har kisi ka raj nahi hota,
Q intejar karte hai log valentine day ka,
Kya saal ka har din pyar ka haqdaar nahi hota?

Wada kiya tha

Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai,
baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte,
Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraynge.

Lafz Bankar..

Lafz Bankar Kitabon Main Milenge
Mahek Bankar Phulo Main Milenge
Wada Raha Aap Se Jab Yaad Karoge Hume Dil Se
Khushi Ke Aansu Bankar Aankho Main Milenge.

Ek Adhuri Khwaish

Ek Adhuri Khwaish Meri Puri Hojaye
Muje Yaad Karna Unki Majburi HoJaye
A Khuda Kuch Aisi Takdir Bana De Ke
Unki Har Ek Khushi Hamare Bina Adhuri Ho Jaye

Tere Naam

Sab Khushiyan Tere Naam Kar Jaunga,
Ye Jaan Bhi Kurban Kar Jaunga,
Tu Roya Karega Mujhe Yaad Karke,
Mai Tere Daaman Me Itna Pyar Bhar Jaunga.

Mehfil Main Hasna

Mehfil Main Hasna To Hamara Mizaz Ban Gaya
Tanhai Main Rona Ek Raaz Ban Gaya
Dil ke Dard Ko Chehre Se Zahir Na Hone Diya
Yahi Zndgi Jine Ka Andaz Ban Gaya

Apnapan De Jayenge

Hum Jab Bhi Aapki Duniya Se Jayenge,
Itna Apnapan De Jayenge Ki,
Jab Bhi Yaad Karoge Is Pagal dost ko,
Hasti Ankho Se Bhi Aansu Nikal Aayenge.

Happy Republic Day - 2011

Wishing you all
Happy Republic Day.
From KiranKumar Roy



Pyar Ho Jata Hain

Kisi N Kisi Per Sabko Aitbar Ho Jata Hain
Ajnabi Koi Shaks Apna Ho Jata Hain
Khubiyo Se Nai Hoti Mohabbat Sada
Kamiyo Se Bhi Aksar Pyar Ho Jata Hain

Izhar Chahte Hai..

Kuch Lamhe Aur Uska Sath Chahte Hai.
Ankho Me Thami Woh Barsat chahta Hai
Jante Hai Bahot Chahti Hain Woh Magar,
Uski Zuban Se Ek Bar Izhar Chahte Hai.

Zamanat Nahi Hoti

Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi hoti
Maut Kisi Ki Amanat Nahi Hoti
Sambhal ke Rakhna Hamari Adalat Me Kadam
Yaha Dosti Todne Walo Ki Zamanat Nahi Hoti

My friend...

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can't live without my friend.

Teacher Se Pyar

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'Teacher' Se Pyar Karna.
Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo.:)

HEIGHT OF SURPRISE...

HEIGHT OF SURPRISE...!!!

GIRL: Today's My B'DAY, Wat R U Giftng Me??
BOY: Can U C Dat "PINK CAR" On The Right Side Of The Road???
GIRL: Yah Yah...
...BOY: I'm Giftng U "HAIR PINS" Of Dat Same Color..

Google???

A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for.....!

Sardar

While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!

Uski Khwahish...

Be Wajah Usne Jane Kyu Duri Kardi
Bichhad Ke Mohabbat Hi Adhuri Kardi
Meri Qismat Me Gam Aye To Kya
Khuda Ne Uski Khwahish To Puri Kardi.

Dard

Ab dard ko be dard hone laga hai,
Ab dard khud mera jakhm dhone laga hai,
Dard ke maare hum to royen na kabi,
Dard khud he hume chu kar rone laga hai.

Mushkil Rahen..

Mushkil Rahen Bhi Aasaan Ho Jati Hai.
Har Raah Par Pehchan Ho Jati Hai.
Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte Hai Saamna.
Kismat Unki Gulaam Ho Jati Hai.

Some other day....

Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays &
Leave your worries for some other day..

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

Pyari behna milti rehna..

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyari behna milti rehna..."

Avoid two things...

You can win life by all means..
Yes..
If you simply avoid two things...
1. Comparing - with others
2. Expecting - from other
Life will be more beautiful!!

True behind your back..

Life is not about the people
who act true on your face..
Its about the people who
remain true behind your back..

Who will stay in your life

Time decides whom you meet in life
Your heart decides whom you want in life..
but your behaviors decides
who will stay in your life...

We are still alive.

Deaths not the greatest loss in life..
The greatest loss is when
relationships die inside us while
we are still alive...

Who love us

We always look and care for the person
whom we love the most.
But we fail to look back at those
who love us the most.

Who loves and cares for you

A short walk is so difficult,
when no one walks with you.
But a long journey is just like few steps
when you walk with someone
who loves and cares for you.