Thursday, June 2, 2011

Salary of Santa

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is
o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Santa Singh

Santa Singh at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married"