Santa ka Beta..

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish ke pass le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye jiska naam pehle bolega wo mar jayega
Baccha bola "PAPA" aur dusre din padosi mar gaya

Santa ki Machali

Santa: oye Banta machali khayega?
Banta: nahi yaar usme bahot kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Abba ka Reception

Air Hostess: Kya lenge?

Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab,biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream or pan

Air hostess - Sir aap plane me aye hai aap ke abba ke reception me nahi..

Which Trip?

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,

The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip?"

Naam Bol

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol .
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana

Ho Tum...

Fijao meinn mehakti sham ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jaamm ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupaye rakhte hain,
Meri zindaagi ka dusra naamm ho tum...

Dard taal deta hai

Vo muskura ke dard taal deta hai,
Kisi kisi ko khuda ye kamal deta hai.
Nazar utha ke jis ko dekh le woh ek bar,
Yakeen karo use mushkil mein daal deta hai.