Abba ka Reception

Air Hostess: Kya lenge?

Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab,biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream or pan

Air hostess - Sir aap plane me aye hai aap ke abba ke reception me nahi..

Which Trip?

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,

The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip?"

Naam Bol

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol .
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana