Santa ka Beta..

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish ke pass le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye jiska naam pehle bolega wo mar jayega
Baccha bola "PAPA" aur dusre din padosi mar gaya

Santa ki Machali

Santa: oye Banta machali khayega?
Banta: nahi yaar usme bahot kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.