Meri misaal...

Mere jism se meri rooh nikal di us ne,
Mujhe udaas rehney kiaA adat dal di us ne,
Kisi ne us se pucha chahat kya He??
Pehle to bohot roye phir, meri misal di us ne!!!!!!

Wife Chahiye

A guy wrote on his facebook status... "Wife Chahiye"
2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "Meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back "Kameenon maang nahin raha... Poochh raha hoon"

मिलावट

बस इन्सान ही है जो किसी से मिलता जुलता नहीं..
वरना ज़माना तो भरपूर मिलावट का चल रहा है..!!

Santa ki Shadi

Santa : kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walon ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta : to isme prob kya hai?
Santa :pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi

Khaamosh Rehkar bhi Sawaal

Koi Aankho-Aankho Se Baat Kar Leta Hai..

Koi Aankho-Aankho Mein Mulakaat Kar Leta Hai...

Bada Mushqil Hota Hai Jawaab Dena,

Jab Koi Khaamosh Rehkar bhi Sawaal Kar Leta Hai...

दीवारों के कान

वो दुआएँ काश मैंने दीवारों से मांगीं होतीं

ए खुदा, सुना है की उनके तो कान होते हैं

PEPSI ki Bottal

Wife : Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha !!!

Husband : Wo to Ab b hai !!!

Wife : sach ???

Husband : Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi
Ab 2-Litre ki hai ..

MAA

Super Duper Shayri: MAA k aanchal me sone ka sukh, agli generation nahi le payegi...
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Kyu ki
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SHORTS pehenne wali
MAA, aanchal kaha se layegi.

Author Of The Day

A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
Foreign Authors

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A Week before Exams, we prefer the books of
Local Authors

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A day before Exam,
trying to read
Our Own Notes

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On the day of Exam,

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We become
Authors.
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"Yaar!
Tu bass Heading bata baaqi Main khud likh lunga."

3 दिन की छुट्टी

सास ने अपने फौजी दामाद को ख़त लिखा
"मेरी बेटी को तन्हा छोड़ कर तुम सरहद में मौज मस्ती कर रहे हो,
शराफत से मेरी बेटी के पास आ जाओ.. कोई भी बहाना बनाकर छुट्टी ले लो",
फौजी दामाद ने सास को एक हैण्ड ग्रेनेड बम के साथ ख़त भेजा जिसमे लिखा था
"प्यारी सासू माँ,
अगर आप इसकी पिन खीच ले तो मुझे 3 दिन की छुट्टी मिल जाएगी.."

Same Reason

In an interview,
A boy was rejected?
And
A girl was selected?
For the same reason -

"Dono ki shirt ka Pehla Button khula hua tha" ...!!!

Santa ka Beta..

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish ke pass le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye jiska naam pehle bolega wo mar jayega
Baccha bola "PAPA" aur dusre din padosi mar gaya

Santa ki Machali

Santa: oye Banta machali khayega?
Banta: nahi yaar usme bahot kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Abba ka Reception

Air Hostess: Kya lenge?

Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab,biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream or pan

Air hostess - Sir aap plane me aye hai aap ke abba ke reception me nahi..

Which Trip?

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,

The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip?"

Naam Bol

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol .
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana

Ho Tum...

Fijao meinn mehakti sham ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jaamm ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupaye rakhte hain,
Meri zindaagi ka dusra naamm ho tum...

Dard taal deta hai

Vo muskura ke dard taal deta hai,
Kisi kisi ko khuda ye kamal deta hai.
Nazar utha ke jis ko dekh le woh ek bar,
Yakeen karo use mushkil mein daal deta hai.

Musafiron Ka Toh Raste Bhi Intezar Karte hai

Jo Safar Ki Shuruwat Karte Hai,
Woh Manzil Ko Paar Karte Hai,
Ek Bar Chalne Ka Hounsla Rakho,
Musafiron Ka Toh Raste Bhi Intezar Karte hai

Ajib Kahani

Apni Zindgi Ki To Ajib Kahani Hai
Jis Chiz Ko Chaha Wo Hi Begani Hai
Hanste hai Duniya Ko Hasane Ke Liye
Varna Duniya Dub Jaye In Ankho Me Itna Pani Hai